Surviving fragments of Cyril W. Clome’s Manuscript for The Young Person’s Guide to Cthulhu and His Friends: No. 5 An ABC A is for Azathoth, all mindless in space, B is for Bugg-Shash, a god with no face. C is for Cthulhu, the Father of Screams, D is for Deep Ones, who watch while he dreams. E is for Elder Things that lived long ago, F is for Fire Vampire, they don’t like the snow. G is for Ghouls, who look much the same, H is for Hastur, but don’t say his name. I is for Ithaqua, you’ll freeze to the bone, J is for Juk-Shabb, of whom little is known. K is for Kadath, lost in cold wastes, Lis for Lloigor, of decadent tastes. M is for Mi-Go, clever if fungal, N is for Nyarlothotep, not prone to bungle. O is for Oorn, a mollusc from Hell, P is for Pluto, called Yuggoth as well. Q is for Q’yth-az, a strange deity, R is for Rhogog, who looks like a tree. S is for Shub-Niggurath, her prey are dismayed, T is for Tsathoggua, whose needs are depraved. U is for Ulthar, cat killers be warned, V is